Keanu Reeves

Ted 'Theodore' Logan

Alex Winter

Bill S. Preston

George Carlin

Rufus

Terry Camilleri

Napoleon

Dan Shor

Billy the Kid

Tony Steedman

Socrates

Rod Loomis

Freud

Al Leong

Genghis Khan

Jane Wiedlin

Joan of Arc

Robert V. Barron

Abraham Lincoln

Clifford David

Beethoven

Hal Landon Jr.

Captain Logan

Bernie Casey

Mr. Ryan

Amy Stoch

Missy / Mom

J. Patrick McNamara

Mr. Preston

Diane Franklin

Princess Joanna

Kimberley Kates

Princess Elizabeth

Jim Cody Williams

Bearded Cowboy

John Karlsen

Evil Duke

Marjean Holden

Student Speaker

Ed Solomon

Stupid Waiter

Chris Matheson

Ugly Waiter

Tom Dugan

Neanderthal #2

Martha Davis

The Three Most Important People In The World

Fee Waybill

The Three Most Important People In The World

Clarence Clemons

The Three Most Important People In The World

Greg Lutz

Deputy (uncredited)