Tom Arnold

Stanley Stupid

Jessica Lundy

Joan Stupid

Bug Hall

Buster Stupid

Alex McKenna

Petunia Stupid

Mark Metcalf

Colonel Neidermeyer

Matt Keeslar

Lieutenant Neal

Christopher Lee

Evil Sender

Frankie Faison

The Lloyd

Robert Wise

Stanley's Neighbor

David Ferry

Late-night show host

Norman Jewison

TV Director

Jenny McCarthy

Glamorous Actress

Atom Egoyan

TV Studio Guard

Gillo Pontecorvo

Talk show guest

David Cronenberg

Postal Supervisor

Costa-Gavras

Gas Station Attendant

Anthony J. Mifsud

Explosive Guy

Rolonda Watts

Talk Show Hostess

Max Landis

Graffiti Artist

Gurinder Chadha

Reporter #1

Mick Garris

Reporter #2

Rick Avery

Bad Guy

Scott Kraft

Policeman

Nicu Branzea

Arms Buyer #1

Jeremy Ratchford

Soldier

Harvey Atkin

Deli Guy

Markus Parilo

Special Forces Guy

Walter Alza

Taxi Driver

Mo Kelso

Airbag Woman

Sherry Miller

Anchorwoman

Jeff Clarke

Delivery Guy

Nicholas Rice

Talk Show Guest #2

Philip Akin

Henchman #1

Kevin Conway

Henchman #2

Fiona Highet

Cop #1

Phillip Jarrett

Cop #2

Wayne Ward

Cop #4

Michael Bell

Xylophone & Kitty (voice)