Alec Baldwin

Martin Tennan

Nikki Reed

Minerva 'Mini' Droggs

Jeff Goldblum

Mike Rudell

Luke Wilson

Det. Dwight Garson

Joe Egender

Jimmy

Carrie-Anne Moss

Diane Droggs Tennan

Svetlana Metkina

Jelena

David Shatraw

Husband #1

Sprague Grayden

Kayla

Rick Fox

Fabrizio

Michael Laskin

Irv Flachsman

Orlando Seale

Carlos

Jean St. James

Helga Hauptführer

Artie Baxter

Troy

Lewis Tan

Skatepunk #2

Nana Visitor

Principal Patty Andrews

Victoria Chalaya

Mini's Schoolmate (uncredited)

Joel McHale

Host

David Andriole

Charles Mather