John Michael Higgins

Dennis

Rob Benedict

Calvin

Steve Howey

Agnew

Rob Kerkovich

Mason

Andy Milonakis

Nick

Alanna Ubach

Naomi

Chris Williams

Chuck

Chi McBride

Bishop

Luis Guzmán

Raddimus

Max Kasch

Theo

Vanessa Lengies

Natasha

Maggie Lawson

Allison

Kirk Fox

Hank

Amanda Loncar

Suzy

Tania Raymonde

Amber

K.D. Aubert

Trina

Danneel Ackles

Sherry

Janet Varney

Haley

Adam Carolla

Ken Halsband

Missi Pyle

Rocky Rhoades/Exotic Dancer

Amber Hay

Ta Ta's Dream Girl

Justin Long

Dean

David Koechner

Dan

Erin Foster

Kristy

Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio

Miguel

Holland MacFallister

White Trash Dad

Jennipher Lewis

White Trash Mom

Jonathan Terry

Elderly Man

Jean-Christophe Febbrari

French Guy

John Edward Lee

Asshole Customer

J.D. Evermore

Exasperated Customer

Gary Wolf

Vladimir

Gwen Van Dam

Senile Woman

Billy Beck

Senile Man

Rob McKittrick

Statt the Bartender

Grainger Hines

Earl

Jennifer Rhodes

Dennis' Mom

Heather Ankeny

Odetta Vendetta

Angela Gollan

White Trash Daughter

Rocco Botte

Jack

Alex Spencer

Ta Ta's Patron