David Spade

Dickie Roberts

Mary McCormack

Grace Finney

Jon Lovitz

Sidney Wernick

Craig Bierko

George Finney

Alyssa Milano

Cyndi

Rob Reiner

Self

Scott Terra

Sam Finney

Jenna Boyd

Sally Finney

John Farley

Referee

Michael Buffer

Self

Spencer Garrett

Publisher

Rachel Dratch

Reiner's Secretary

Bobby Slayton

Commentator

Fred Wolf

Dickie's Corner Man

Emmanuel Lewis

Self

Joey Diaz

Emmanuel's Entourage

Kevin Grevioux

Emmanuel's Entourage

Leif Garrett

Himself

Emily Harrison

Girl

Alan Blumenfeld

Mr. Rollins

Sasha Mitchell

Angry Driver

Tom Arnold

Self

Kathleen Randazzo

Counselor

Corey Feldman

Self

Barry Williams

Self

Danny Bonaduce

Self

Dustin Diamond

Self

Hal Sparks

Publisher

Rob Elk

Biker

Retta

Sad Eye Sadie

Ian Gomez

Strange Man

Doris Roberts

Peggy Roberts

Dick Van Patten

Self

Michelle Ruben

Ring Girl

Edie McClurg

Mrs. Gertrude

Brandon de Paul

Bully

Wyatt Smith

Boy in Crowd

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Mr. Gertrude

Christopher Johnson

Boy

Ambyr Childers

Barbie

Valerie Perrine

Teacher at Microphone

Ashley Edner

Heather Bolan

Kevin Farley

Valet

Jann Carl

Self

Lisa Joyner

Self

Willie Aames

Self

Fred Berry

Self

Todd Bridges

Self

Gary Coleman

Self

Jeff Conaway

Self

Corey Haim

Self

Tony Dow

Self

Florence Henderson

Self

Christopher Knight

Self

Barry Livingston

Self

Mike Lookinland

Self

Maureen McCormick

Self

Eddie Mekka

Self

Jeremy Miller

Self

Erin Moran

Self

Haywood Nelson

Self

Jay North

Self

Ron Palillo

Self

Butch Patrick

Self

Jonathan Loughran

Self

Peter Dante

Self

Paul Petersen

Self

Adam Rich

Self

Marion Ross

Self

Ernest Lee Thomas

Self

Charlene Tilton

Self

Michael McDonald

Maitre' D

Brendan Fraser

Self (uncredited)

Jesse Rutherford

5th Grade Boy