Asta Paredes

Chrissy

Catherine Corcoran

Lauren

Brenda Rickert

Aunt Bee

Lloyd Kaufman

Lee Harvey Herzkauf

Stan Lee

Narrator

Leesa Rowland

Victoria

Lemmy Kilmister

The President

Zac Amico

Zack

Vito Trigo

Leonardo

Clay von Carlowitz

Eugene

Debbie Rochon

Coach Kotter

Stefan Dezil

Slater

Rick Collins

Ron Simms

Caleb Emerson

Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)

Judah Friedlander

The World Champion

Kyle Rappaport

Dancing Boy

Robert Prichard

Cop #1

Lisa Gaye

Professor Holt

Brick Bronsky

Dick Smith

John Migliore

Lauren's Chauffer