Ashton Kutcher

Tom Leezak

Brittany Murphy

Sarah McNerney

Christian Kane

Peter Prentiss

David Moscow

Kyle

Monet Mazur

Lauren McNerney

David Rasche

Mr. McNerney

Thad Luckinbill

Willie McNerney

David Agranov

Paul McNerney

Taran Killam

Dickie McNerney

Raymond J. Barry

Mr. Leezak

Toshi Toda

Yuan

George Gaynes

Father Robert

Alex Thomas

Fred

Laurent Alexandre

Henri Margeaux

Joseph Vassallo

Customs Official

Clement von Franckenstein

Car Rental Clerk

Anderson Goncalves

Bellboy

Guido Föhrweißer

Tow Truck Driver

Lorenzo Caccialanza

Italian Man

Veronica Cartwright

Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney (uncredited)

Cheryl Dent

Girl in Park (uncredited)

Summer Moore

Bar Patron (uncredited)