John Cleese

Brian Stimpson

Penelope Wilton

Pat Garden

Alison Steadman

Gwenda Stimpson

Stephen Moore

Mr. John Jolly

Joan Hickson

Mrs. Ellie Trellis

Benjamin Whitrow

Headmaster

Geoffrey Palmer

Headmaster

Michael Aldridge

Prior

Sharon Maiden

Laura Wisely

John Bardon

Ticket Collector

Nadia Sawalha

Mandy Kostakis

Dickie Arnold

Man at Station

Angus MacKay

First Class Passenger

Constance Chapman

Mrs. Wheel

Pat Keen

Mrs. Wisely

Geoffrey Hutchings

Mr. Ted Wisely

Richard Ridings

Policeman at Crash

Sheila Keith

Pat's Mother

Alan Parnaby

Policeman at Telephone Box

Tony Haygarth

Ivan

Leslie Schofield

Policeman Arresting Pat

Nicholas Le Prevost

Headmaster

Peter Cellier

Headmaster

Patrick Godfrey

Headmaster

Philip Voss

Headmaster

Jeffry Wickham

Headmaster

Nick Stringer

Det. Sgt. George Rice

Sidney Livingstone

Porsche Driver

Michael Percival

Man in Wood

Peter Jonfield

Det. Insp. Laundryman