Billy Bob Thornton

Willie

Tony Cox

Marcus

Lauren Graham

Sue

Brett Kelly

The Kid

Lauren Tom

Lois

Ajay Naidu

Hindustani Troublemaker

Alex Borstein

Milwaukee Mom with Photo

John Ritter

Bob Chipeska

Bernie Mac

Gin

Lorna Scott

Milwaukee Mother

Harrison Bieker

Milwaukee Boy

Billy Gardell

Milwaukee Security Guard

Lisa Ross

Milwaukee Bartender

Bryan Callen

Miami Bartender

Tom McGowan

Harrison

Hayden Bromberg

Fraggle-Stick Boy

Max Van Ville

Skateboard Bully

Octavia Spencer

Opal

Ryan Pinkston

Shoplifter

Matt Walsh

Herb

Natsuko Ohama

Pedicurist

Dave Adams

Prison Guard

Ethan Phillips

Roger Merman

Curtis Taylor

Phoenix Security Guard

Cloris Leachman

Grandma (uncredited)

Sarah Silverman

Santa Instructor (uncredited)