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Daryl Sabara

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Antonio Banderas

Gregorio Cortez

Carla Gugino

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Alan Cumming

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Tony Shalhoub

Alexander Minion

Teri Hatcher

Ms. Gradenko

Robert Patrick

Mr. Lisp

Dick Clark

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George Clooney

Devlin

Cheech Marin

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Machete

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