Mark Fischbach

Mark

Lio Tipton

Lady

Morgan Calhoun

Bandit

Arin Hanson

Narrator (voice)

Mick Lauer

Gunther B. Gunnerson

Pamela Horton

Celcionna F. Kelvina

Robert Muyskens

Burt

Wade Barnes

Wug

Holt Boggs

Shuttle Pilot

Matthew Patrick

Theory Crew

Brian Wecht

Ninja Crew

Dan Avidan

Sexy Crew

Tyler Scheid

First Mate

Ethan Nestor

Wormhole

Seán McLoughlin

Drones

Imane Anys

Cryo Computer (voice)

Jason C Campbell

Crew 3

Sara Burke

Window Guard (uncredited)