Mark Fischbach

Mark

Jordan Bradley

Captain

Lio Tipton

Lady

Pamela Horton

Celcionna F. Kelvina

Mick Lauer

Gunther B. Gunnerson

Robert Muyskens

Burt

Matthew Patrick

Theory Crew

Wade Barnes

Wug

Morgan Calhoun

Bandit

Arin Hanson

Narrator (voice)

Holt Boggs

Shuttle Pilot

Ethan Nestor

Wormhole

Tyler Scheid

First Mate

Brian Wecht

Ninja Crew

Dan Avidan

Sexy Crew

Imane Anys

Cryo Computer (voice)

Seán McLoughlin

Drones

Jason C Campbell

Crew 3

Sara Burke

Window Guard (uncredited)