Scott Mills

David Hasselhoff / Sandy Foreskin

Laurie Hagen

Becky

Andrew Hayler

Sir Andy Parfitt / Chris Moyles

Rebecca Huxtable

Jo Whiley / Kylie Minogue / Myleene

Kathy Clugston

Posh Radio 4 Lady

David Hasselhoff

Narrator

Jonathan Dryden Taylor

Chappers / Zane Lowe