Alan Arkin

Captain Invincible

Christopher Lee

Mr. Midnight

Kate Fitzpatrick

Patty Patria

Bill Hunter

Tupper / Coach

Michael Pate

President

David Argue

Italian Salesman

John Bluthal

Deli Owner

Chelsea Brown

Tour Guide

Max Cullen

Italian Man

Arthur Dignam

Lawyer

Noel Ferrier

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Chris Haywood

Maitre D'

Graham Kennedy

Prime Minister

Gus Mercurio

Noisy Garbageman

Max Phipps

Admiral

Maggie Dence

Italian Lady

Virginia Hey

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Doug McGrath

Hitler

Tiriel Mora

Graffiti Artist

Bruce Spence

Midnight's Doctor

Henri Szeps

Chief Security Officer