Adrian Edmondson

Vim Fuego/Alan Metcalfe

Rik Mayall

Colin Grigson

Nigel Planer

Den Dennis

Peter Richardson

Spider "Eight-Legs" Webb

Jennifer Saunders

Sally

Dawn French

Tracy

Bert Parnaby

Neighbor

Neville Smith

Manager

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Mark Cooper

Himself

Sandy Johnson

Himself