Mel Smith

Inspector Flint

Griff Rhys Jones

Henry Wilt

Alison Steadman

Eva

Roger Lloyd Pack

Dr Pittman

Diana Quick

Sally

Jeremy Clyde

Hugh

Roger Allam

Dave

David Ryall

Rev. Froude

Dermot Crowley

Braintree

John Normington

Treadaway

Charles Lawson

Cranham

Geoffrey McGivern

Mr. Yeo

Tai Ling

Manageress

Christopher Saul

Vice Principal

Barbara Hicks

Ms Clinch

Ian Barritt

Science Teacher

Togo Igawa

Japanese Visitor

Mark Monero

Figgis

Josephine Tewson

Miss Leuchars

Ken Drury

Farmiloe

Dan Hildebrand

Constable

Billy Geraghty

Dee-Jay

Imogen Claire

Party Guest

Gina McKee

Party Guest

Neville Phillips

Party Guest

Ann Queensberry

Party Guest

Sidney Livingstone

Barney