Tom Smothers

Timothy Westerby

Twiggy

Polly Perkins

Phil Silvers

Psychiatrist

Sylvia Syms

Ursula Westerby

Jim Backus

Mr. Perkins

Broderick Crawford

Gas Station Attendant

Martin Balsam

Elmer Babcock

John Terry

Nicholas Babcock

Geoffrey Sumner

Gerald Drimond

Hermione Baddeley

Daphne Drimond

Graham Stark

Bernardo Rossi, Headwaiter

Michael Witney

Bill Shorter

Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez

Mr. Ramirez

Philip Faversham

Minister

Steve Franken

Church Organist

John DiSanti

1st Limo Driver

Mal Jones

2nd Limo Driver