Molly Ringwald

Darcy Elliot Bobrucz

Randall Batinkoff

Stan Bobrucz

Kenneth Mars

Mr. Bobrucz

Miriam Flynn

Donna Elliot

Conchata Ferrell

Mrs. Bobrucz

Sharon Brown

Lila

John Zarchen

Chris

Pauly Shore

Retro

Patricia Barry

Adoption Official

Janet MacLachlan

Miss Giles

Jaclyn Bernstein

Mary Bobrucz

Renée Estevez

Marnie

Darcy DeMoss

Elaine

Leslie Bega

Carlita

Helen Siff

Landlady

Anne E. Curry

Push Nurse

Jack Ong

Rev. Kim

Sean Frye

Wee Willy

J. Trevor Edmond

Ace

Kimberly Bailey

Baby Cakes

J.W. Fails

High Flyer

Robert Ruth

Prom Photographer

Peggy Walton-Walker

Bookkeeper

Bonnie Hellman

Mrs. Sitwell

Larry Drake

Night Clerk

Steven Eckholdt

Ronald

Marty Zagon

Manager of Quickie Nickie's

Tino Insana

Capt. O'Connell

Steven Barr

Sgt. Blaine