Bruce Daniels

Randall Overbee

Joe Dietl

Royce Cannon

Carrie Aizley

Jocelyn Silverberg

Diane Delano

Sgt. Dot Jenkins

Jennifer Aniston

Clove

Andrea Bendewald

Dust

Tate Donovan

Simon

Nora Dunn

Sandy Delongpre

Taylor Negron

Stewart Sterling

David Schwimmer

Kelly Goodich / J.T.

Mike Myers

Tim Broderick

Robin Ruzan

Tammy Broderick

Will Ferrell

Darren Clark

Laura Kightlinger

Amber Jean Rose

Janeane Garofalo

Joyce Wintergarden-Dingle

David Cross

Tommy Dansbury

Vincent Ventresca

Bob

Tuc Watkins

Ted

Ben Zook

Faggles / Mr. Wintergarden

Margaret Cho

Asia Blue / Terry

Phil LaMarr

Jimmy "Licorice Whip" Wilson

Christine Elise

Darby

Rusty Schwimmer

Nora Finkelheimer

Anne Meara

Mrs. Langstrom

Bob Joles

Mr. Langstrom

Illeana Douglas

Julia Bullock

Mary Lynn Rajskub

Suzy Smokestack

Melanie Hutsell

Yvette Evy

Kevin West

Father Barnes

Megan Cavanagh

Mrs. Ledbetter

Molly Shannon

Aani

Loretta Fox

Kelly Daneen

Sam Pancake

Randy Nephews

Andy Richter

Ken Irpine

Sarah Thyre

Diane Edbetter-Irpine

Brett Paesel

Karen Hill

Pat Towne

Richard Hill

David Youse

Larry

Joel Murray

Bartender

Joe Liss

M.C.

Jason Priestley

Hunter Green

Promise LaMarco

Script Supervisor

Shane Nickerson

Extra #1

Emily Spivey

Extra #3

Billy Morrissette

Jack

Maura Tierney

Suzanne

Alexis Arquette

Mr. Ed

Eliza Coyle

Angry Protester

Richard Riehle

Governor Eastman

Chuck Saculla

Wet Underwear Contestant #3

Joey Soloway

Band at Party

Doug Pray

Band at Party

Christian Tasche

Band at Party

Susan Yeagley

Chauncey's New Wife