Brian O'Halloran

Dante

Jeff Anderson

Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti

Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer

Caitlin

Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Scott Mosier

William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Scott Mosier

Angry Mourner

Scott Schiaffo

Chewlie's Rep

Walt Flanagan

Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Walt Flanagan

Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Ernest O'Donnell

Trainer

Melissa Crawford

Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Mitch Cohen

Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door