Scott Baio

Roger Ellis

Faye Grant

Denise

Randy Brooks

David

Peter Coffield

Jerry

Mickey Rooney

Self

Jane Hoffman

Mrs. Pritchardson

Jeffrey Marcus

Jon Lipton (as Jeff Marcus)

Liz Callaway

Judy Matheson

Ron Fassler

Bob

Julia Montgomery

Marlene

Bernard Barrow

Nathan Aldrich

Vincent Spano

Dick

Peter Leeds

Mickey's Friend

Robert Townsend

Randy

Jason Alexander

Pete

Mansoor Najee-Ullah

Pimp

Freda Foh Shen

Ticket Agent

John Randolph Jones

Mr. Whitaker

Isabell O'Connor

Manhattan Receptionist