Cheech Marin

Cheech

Tommy Chong

Chong

Stacy Keach

Sergeant Stedenko

Timothy Leary

Self

Paul Reubens

Howie Hamburger Dude

Suzanne Kent

Sidney the Agent

Jeff Pomerantz

CHP #2

Sandra Bernhard

Girl Nut

Shelby Chong

Body Builder

Tony Cox

Midget Nut

James William Newport

Grow Room Weirdo

Jeff Imada

Wine Steward

Peter Jason

Det. Drooler

Rikki Marin

Blonde in Car

David McCharen

Chicken Man

Linnea Quigley

Blondie Group #2

Tim Rossovich

Det. Noodles

Sab Shimono

Oriental Bus Boy

Cheryl Smith

Blondie Group #1

Michael Winslow

Superman Nut

Geri Jewell

Mental Patient (uncredited)