Jonathan Bennett

Van Wilder

Linden Ashby

Vance Sr.

Kristin Cavallari

Kaitlin

Nestor Aaron Absera

Farley

Kurt Fuller

Dean Charles Reardon

Steve Talley

Dick Arnold

Jerry Ray Shea

Yu Dum Fok

Meredith Giangrande

Eve

Nick Nicotera

Corporal Benedict

Brett Rice

Sergeant Hayes

Yvette Rachelle

Blondie

Sarah 'So' Oliver

Hot Girl

Irene Keng

Dongmei

Mike Pniewski

General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)