Chris Rock

Albert / MC Gusto

Allen Payne

Euripides / Dead Mike

Deezer D

Otis / Stab Master Arson

Chris Elliott

A. White

Phil Hartman

Virgil Robinson

Charlie Murphy

Gusto

Khandi Alexander

Sissy

Art Evans

Albert Sr.

Theresa Randle

Eve

Willard E. Pugh

Trustus

Ty Granderson Jones

40 Dog

Rachel True

Daliha

Richard Gant

Baa Baa Ack

Stoney Jackson

Wacky Dee

Isaac Hayes

Owner

LaWanda Page

Grandma

Louisa Abernathy

Mrs. Otis

Shar Jackson

Tamika

Vanessa Lee Chester

Talona

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Biscuit Dinner

John Walcutt

Director

Jeremiah Birkett

Malik

Lance Crouther

Well Dressed Man

Shirley Hemphill

976-Sexy

LaVerne Anderson

Video Set Dancer

Cathy Giannone

Diner

Mary Ann Hermansen

Sun

Niketa Calame-Harris

Albertina

Ice-T

Self

Halle Berry

Self

Ice Cube

Self

Flavor Flav

Self

Shaquille O'Neal

Self

Eazy-E

Self

King Coffey

Self (uncredited)

Tommy Davidson

Weird Warren (uncredited)

Gibby Haynes

Self (uncredited)

Paul Leary

Self (uncredited)