Patrick Cotnoir

Self - Narrator

Mary Holland

Malla / C-3P0 / Pam Ewing

Adam Pally

Itchy / Krelman / General Riist

Griffin Newman

Lumpy / Luke Skywalker

Rob Huebel

Han Solo / Imperial Guard / Newscaster

Paul Scheer

Chewbacca / Chef Gormaanda / Darth Vader

Connor Ratliff

Retired Filmmaker George Lucas / Captain Kazan / J.R. Ewing / Saun Dann

Nina West

Ackmena