Nicolas Cage

Jack Singer

Sarah Jessica Parker

Betsy / Donna

James Caan

Tommy Korman

Pat Morita

Mahi Mahi

Johnny Williams

Johnny Sandwich

John Capodice

Sally Molars

Robert Costanzo

Sidney Tomashefsky

Anne Bancroft

Bea Singer

Peter Boyle

Chief Orman

Burton Gilliam

Roy

Brent Hinkley

Vern

Dean Hallo

Lyle

Seymour Cassel

Tony Cataracts

Keone Young

Eddie Wong

Danny Kamekona

Niko

Ben Stein

Walter

Teddy Bergman

David

Angela Pietropinto

School Parent

Joanna Lipari

JFK Agent

Tony Shalhoub

Buddy Walker

Bruno Mars

Little Elvis (as Bruno Hernandez)