Judith O'Dea

Vampira

Lloyd Kaufman

Public Masturbator

Andrew Bee

Chief Ed Clarke

David Liebe Hart

Nosferatu

Simon Reynolds

Col. Harlan Talbit

Oliver Georgiou

Wayne

Craig Gloster

Dracula

Robert Kemeny

Dylan

Jakob Skrzypa

Hankey

Jett Shields

Beta Vampire Zombie

Bridget Opfer

Jackie Douglas

Bob Mero

Ed's Wood & Hardware store clerk

Jim Walls

Commander Nikki

Ron McDermott

Commander Clipper

Carl Idzinski

Officer Durward

Patrick vandenEnden

Townsperson