Lindsay Lohan

Tara

James Deen

Christian

Nolan Gerard Funk

Ryan

Amanda Brooks

Gina

Tenille Houston

Cynthia

Gus Van Sant

Dr. Campbell

Jarod Einsohn

Hoodie Guy

Danny Wylde

Reed

Victor of Aquitaine

Randall

Jim Boeven

Jon

Philip Pavel

Erik

Lily LaBeau

Young Hot Girl

Alex Ashbaugh

David

Chris Schellenger

Jaden

Lauren Schacher

Caitlin

Diana Gitelman

Receptionist

Ashli Haynes

Background Perfomer

Evan Deverian

Background Perfomer

Matthew Hoffman

Matthew Hoffman (uncredited)

Sandra Rosko

Bar Patron (uncredited)