David Howard Thornton

The Mean One

Krystle Martin

Cindy

Chase Mullins

Officer Burke

Amy Schumacher

Mayor McBean

Christopher Sanders

Narrator (voice)

Robert DiTillio

Don

Rachel Winfree

Bartender

Jessie Holder Tourtellotte

Anchorwoman

Allyson Sereboff

Nurse

Saphina Chanadet

Young Cindy

Andrew Fultz

Dick Santa 2

Christine DiTillio

Martha

Aubrey Mozino

Christmas Box Influencer

Molly Flanagan

Mrs. Claus Influencer