Christina Ricci

Ellie

Joshua Jackson

Jake

Jesse Eisenberg

Jimmy

Judy Greer

Joannie

Scott Baio

Scott Baio

Milo Ventimiglia

Bo

Kristina Anapau

Brooke

Portia de Rossi

Zela

Shannon Elizabeth

Becky

Mya

Jenny

Daniel Edward Mora

Jose

Jonny Acker

Earl

Eric Ladin

Louie

Derek Mears

Werewolf

Nick Offerman

Officer

Ken Rudulph

Newscaster

Michelle Krusiec

Nosebleed Co-Worker

Shashawnee Hall

Wrestling Coach

Craig Kilborn

Craig Kilborn

Lance Bass

Lance Bass

Brian Boone

Frantic Bouncer

Chris Johnson

Police Officer #2

Wilmer Calderon

Police Officer #3

Brett Rickaby

Animal Control Officer

Michael Rosenbaum

Kyle (uncredited)

Jason Dottley

Werewolf (voice) (uncredited)

Greg Nicotero

Man Pushing Dracula's Coffin (uncredited)

Jaret Reddick

Band Member (uncredited)

Joseph D. Reitman

Mummy DJ (uncredited)

Roger L. Jackson

Werewolf (voice) (uncredited)